I’m just saying — Diddy

Okay,why the f*ck is Diddy always in everyone’s face?Seriously.
If its a happening club,Diddy is there.
If there’s a shooting going down,Diddy is there.
A video being shot?Guess who the guest celeb is?Diddy.
MTV needs yet another lame “reality” show,who do they turn to?Diddy.
There’s a party in Miami,guess who is caught dancing on the tables with bottles of overpriced liquor in his hands?Diddy.
Now,dude is all up in the Chrianna stuff -alleged,the house where the new Ike and Tina are holed up belongs to Diddy.
Yes we know he is a publicity ho.
Yes we know he is always trying to get our attention…so attention granted Diddy.
Now go sit your ass down somewhere…preferably where there are no paparazzi.

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