realmuzik.net » Beyonce http://realmuzik.net Music news with my two cents Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:51:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Is the world ready for a Jigga and Bey baby? http://realmuzik.net/is-the-world-ready-for-a-jigga-and-bey-baby/ http://realmuzik.net/is-the-world-ready-for-a-jigga-and-bey-baby/#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:51:36 +0000 mimi http://realmuzik.net/?p=179 I would vote no but apparently Jay-Z and Beyonce don’t care if the world is ready or not for their offspring.
Jay-Z let his loose lips run wild when talking to Gotham Magazine and pretty much said that since him and Beyonce have no career worries in sight,they can basically concentrate on trying to procreate.


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I know y’all are expecting me to make jokes about the baby’s looks but I’m being really nice today.Talk to me about this again tomorrow when I’m back in total bish mode.

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Beyonce on her music video set

Just kidding!I don’t want Matthew Knowles and his goons coming after my ass.But seriously check out Beyonce on the set of her new video…there are tonnes of jokes I could write here but I bet you’ve read all of them on all the other blogs so I’ll spare you..they really should have gone with another dress though,this one does absolutely nothing for Bey’s figure…

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Now that thats out of the way,I’d also like for Beyonce to go have a sit somewhere.Seriously.I want her to go away for maybe a year,or two,maybe even three.Right now I’m in Beyonce overload mode.If I see one more person doing the single ladies dance,I’m going to slap a bish.Go away Beyonce and give us a chance to miss you.Seriously.

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