Posts Tagged ‘Diddy’

Will the Real Diddy please stand up

Friday, December 18th, 2009

What do you give a man who has everything and is totally obsessed with himself?
An exact replica of himself..which is what Diddy got when this wax version of him was unveiled.

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Diddy hustling on HSN

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Once a hustler,always a hustler.
Diddy,the hiphop mogul is humbling himself and heading to HSN to get his hustle on promoting his fragrances — hey,times are tough and he has got child support payments to make to at least 3 baby mamas (that we know of!) so take some time out of your busy schedule and support the dude.


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Chrianna Nude Pictures

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Poor Cassie can’t win..
When she releases music,no one cares
When she shaves off half her hair,only Diddy really cares
When she leaked her own nude pictures,everyone buzzed about them for a while before Rihanna’s nude pictures hit the net and then everyone was like “Cassie who?”..Bish is going to have to do something really crazy to get y’alls attention.Maybe if she became Obama’s jump off instead of Diddy’s then the world would care *shrugs*

Rihanna Nude Pictures

Cassie aside,Rihanna’s nude pictures finally leaked out on the internet.
When will people learn not to take nude pictures of themselves?Seriously,I don’t care what any dude or girl tells you or how vain you are about your looks,do NOT take naked pictures of yourself.These things have a way of getting into the wrong hands.

That said,if I had a body like Rihanna’s I would take those nude pictures of myself and sell them to the highest bidder!Heck,I wouldn’t even sell them,I would just post them free for all to see.I would take them weekly,maybe daily just to make y’all jealous.Bish has got a super bangin’ body.

And as for Chris Brown,whats up with the panties on the head???

I’m just saying — Diddy

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Okay,why the f*ck is Diddy always in everyone’s face?Seriously.
If its a happening club,Diddy is there.
If there’s a shooting going down,Diddy is there.
A video being shot?Guess who the guest celeb is?Diddy.
MTV needs yet another lame “reality” show,who do they turn to?Diddy.
There’s a party in Miami,guess who is caught dancing on the tables with bottles of overpriced liquor in his hands?Diddy.
Now,dude is all up in the Chrianna stuff -alleged,the house where the new Ike and Tina are holed up belongs to Diddy.
Yes we know he is a publicity ho.
Yes we know he is always trying to get our attention…so attention granted Diddy.
Now go sit your ass down somewhere…preferably where there are no paparazzi.