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Eminem and Bruno’s Lame MTV Stunt

mimi — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:58:16 +0000

Eminem must be so desperate to move units that he agreed to this really lame stunt at the MTV awards that had him smack dab in between “Bruno” aka Sacha Baron Cohen’s legs staring at Bruno’s naked ass.

Eminem tried to act like he was pissed and even “stormed off” but come on…if I were seated in the audience and I saw a man in a thong about to suffocate me with his bare ass,I would bolt so fast out of my seat!But noooooo not Eminem.He saw the ass coming at him and he remained seated.

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And the “angry bodyguards” who pushed Bruno away?They get the worst supporting actors award (Eminem gets the worst actor award ofcourse).You expect me to believe that MTV didn’t have their own bouncers to jump in when Eminem’s posse started pushing Bruno around?

MTV and Eminem must think we’re fools but hey,the little stunt worked…here we are talking about it today.But now Eminem can never deny that he loves ass,we have the video footage to prove that Eminem loves him some skinny white ass!!

Eminem Vs Nick Cannon

mimi — Mon, 18 May 2009 01:41:09 +0000

I like Nick Cannon.He’s cute…like a little sweet harmless puppy that is always looking for attention by running around barking its little lungs out and trying to prove its a “big dog”.
I like Eminem because well,he’s Eminem.He’s mean and he talks too much crap.
They are both very talented dudes.
In case you’ve been living in a cave,the two are beefing over Mariah Carey.

The cliff’s note version for you lazy mofos is:
Eminem claims he dated Mariah Carey a few years back.She denies it.
Mariah is married to Nick Cannon now.
Eminem has a new album to plug and because its Eminem,ofcourse he’s talking ish about everyone to drum up publicity for his album.One of his victims is Mariah.
He says he “R.Kelly’d” Mariah (urinated on her) among other things.
Nick suddenly had to man up and stand up for his wifey claiming Eminem didn’t even get to second base with Mariah (ouch!).

Okay I’m bored recaping this nonsense for you guys.Bottom line is Eminem is the clear winner here,he’s got people talking about him which is what he wanted and Nick Cannon is still way,way,way hotter than Eminem.

*side note*: I really love how Nick Cannon stood up for Mariah…I like it when men defend their wives/girls,thats hot!

Back with We Made You

mimi — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:48:50 +0000

To the two of you still pretending to care,I’m back after taking a much needed break.Look,I heart you and all but every once in a while even I need to take a break and you know,live my life.
But thanks for pretending to care.

While I was away,Eminem released a video for his song “We MadeYou”.I used to love Em way back when he was angry and funky and he had that I don’t give a phuck attitude.But I was young then and now that I’ve matured some and he’s been gone from the scene for a minute,I’m not feeling him anymore.I’m not feeling this track at all.I am quite disappointed by it.I always thought and hoped he would come back with a bang.But this track is weak.

This whole picking on people thing is so Eminem but its also so 4 years ago.Em is a genius and I’m sure if he tried really hard,he would come up with something a million times better than this.