Posts Tagged ‘Kelis’

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley Split

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Yes I know you don’t care and Avril Lavigne hasn’t been relevant since Sk8er Boi way back in 2002 although I hear she has a clothing line (who doesn’t have one of those these days?).Anyway,apparently Avril and her pop punk hubby Deryck Whibley,the lead vocalist for Sum41 have decided to call it quits.


avril lavigne deryck whibley

Lets give them a bit of credit for at least trying to make it work for three whole years..in Hollywood thats like being married for 15 years.Maybe they’ll kiss and make up,I mean look at Nas and Kelis..anything is possible.

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What Should Nas And Kelis Name Their Kiddo?

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Nas and Kelis are slaving through the toughest part of any pregnancy – coming up with a suitable name for their unborn fetus.
Nas jokingly said he’s thinking about asking you..yes,you to help them name the kid.And dude is even willing to pay you if they go with your name.

I’ve been thinking about kinda putting something online: “Choose his name”…….
You get a couple stacks for that. We take care of you for that. You win something real.

Kelis Pregnant

Not that anybody cares what I think but this is hip hop royalty here so Royal is my suggestion.
Or Ego because his parents are so full of themselves.
So Royal Ego it is.Maybe Ego Royal
Kelis and Nas,you’re welcome in advance.Now how do I get them my bank details so they can wire me those stacks for my genius and extremely creative name?

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A Very Preggo Kelis

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Finally a picture of Kelis spotting her baby bump.She ofcourse is carrying rap royalty in there.I think thats going to be one of the flyest kids on the block because Kelis aint bad and Nas is hot.That baby will also grow up to be one very arrogant SOB…when your parents are both very arrogant SOBs,there is no way in hell you can escape that gene.If its a little girl,I’m sure her milkshake will definitely bring all the boys to the yard (sorry,I couldn’t resist!) and if its a little boy…Lord help us all…


Pregnant Kelis showing off her baby bump

There are rumors flying all over the intawebs that Kelis and Nas are divorcing or about to divorce or whatever…point being the “D” word is flying around and that cant be good.I had hoped they would beat the odds but oh well…..I hope Nas had a killa prenup because Kelis looks like she’s the kind of bish who will take you to the cleaners BIG time and burst all your headlights with a baseball bat along the way.

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